black people are soooo funny! today, i watched The Original Kings of Comedy for the third time on video. man, that crap is hilarious! grendel quotes, "after this movie, i have much more respect for black people." gosh, i most certainly agree with her; not that i didn't respect them before, but i do MUCH more now after this movie. if you guys love racial humor, alotta profanity, and Bernie Mac, this movie is definitely for you. half the time, you won't understand what Bernie's talking about, but his big white teeth and bulging eye balls will make you scream with laughter. i promise you, if you're having a really bad day and you're looking for an instant source of happiness, the kings of comedy are for you! ok, i'm starting to sound like a commercial...but you get the point.

today, i went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond. that place is seriously the coolest store in the world. they have fat pillows, comfortable house slippers, interesting showerheads, various sized mirrors, nice frames, and all these other things that people don't really need for pretty cheap! i know i sound really homosexual right now, but seriously that place is awesome! as i was looking around, a thought came into my head. i know money will eventually make a person corrupt and everything, but i wish i could go on a shopping spree with 2000 bucks. man, that would seriously take care of alotta my materialistic desires in the shopping malls and i'd be able to go to the gas station with a pure heart! dude, i'd even tip the taco bell guy for taking my order! now wouldn't that be nice?

well, i got a new template and i am quite pleased with it. gary helped me get rid of the "my funny motto," but i still can't seem to move the ad to a different location. oh well, i'm satisfied and so should my readers.
Thought of the Day: Bernie Mac makes me happy.
Song of the Day: Blink 182-Stay Together For The Kids