i was reading my entry from last night and i thought it was really funny how my Thought of the Day happened to be, "If I do not love, I am nothing." my entry was talking about some random things that i love, but i never had intentions of making the entry go together with the Thought of the Day. the reason why i had the whole love thing was b/c lately, i've really been concentrating on 1 Corinthians 13 (the love passage). you know, i feel kinda stupid now for explaining all of that. anyways, i tried going to bed at 12 so that i could get enough sleep and be ready for my 9:00 class. man, i really wish i had more control over my body. i want to tell my body to sleep when iiiiii want it to sleep. i want it to be awake when iiiiii want it to be awake. imagine the convenience and efficiency! anyways, since i can't fall asleep and i wrote about all this crap that i love, i think it's only fair that i blog about some things that i hate.
do you know what i hate? i hate it when you're tired, like really drowsy but you cannot fall asleep. you toss and turn for hours until finally, your body gives in and you fall asleep! 2 seconds later, the alarm clock goes off and it's time for another wonderful day at school! i cannot recall all of the times that this has happened to me in high school but i do know that it has happened to me at least 10 times. that's just 10 times too many.
do you know what i hate? i hate it when i'm stuck at home with absolutely nothing to do. well actually, that is not a valid statement b/c there's always SOMETHING to do...but you know what i mean. you are indifferent to every book, channel, and song. your buddy list has idle screen names with away messages like "brb" or "I am away from the computer." you don't even know why you keep checking their profiles every 10 seconds. xangas have not been updated and there's no email to read. then later at night, you find out that everyone was hanging out w/o you. why didn't you call me? "uh, i don't know." is their best response. man, life is tough.
do you know what i hate? i hate it when i pick someone up and they take forever just to come out. lagger: noun. a person who has no respect for the person that is doing them a favor. but you see, there are different forms of laggers. you have your occasional laggers. they lag just like the others but they have their unintentional moments of punctuality. you have your regular laggers. these fellas will never let you down when it comes to lagging. there isn't a single time they have been on time for anything. that's right aaron, i'm talking about you! but you see, with these two forms you also have different specifics.
the apologetic lagger: they know they are late and they apologize every time they step into the car. they try to help you understand that they try really hard to be on time. this pisses me off so much that it's making me laugh right now. if i can be on time, YOU CAN BE ON TIME!
the apathetic lagger: yeah, they don't even bother to hurry towards the car and they comfortably slide in and greet their hello. there are no feelings of regret and they act as if they were punctual the whole time.
the defensive lagger: if you peep a suggestion about being on time, they'll speech on your impatience or even add a "you don't have to be so anal about it!" these little pricks, i mean laggers are the worst of them all. a very sinful and closeminded mentality they have. i personally do not think they deserve to live.
conclusion: lag with me and you die!
do you know what i hate? i hate it when you're running for exercise and your shoelaces get untied. you have to stop, bend down, tie your shoes as quickly as possible, and start up again. but when you start up again, your whole respiring routine is out of sync. your leg muscles feel like they've gained 5 pounds and irregular breathing is just asking for a cramp. it just totally ruins the workout and you don't feel completely satisfied when you are finished. always ALWAYS double knot your crap!
do you know what i hate? i hate it when i do embarrassing things with my nose or mouth. you know when you're sick and you have a runny nose, you constantly have to sniff up the goods every 5 seconds or so. but man, when you hear that funny comment or see that moron trip over, sometimes you accidently snort too hard and out comes a hanging foot of mucus, out for everyone to see. it's embarrassing for both sides, not just you right? but i also hate it when your mouth forgets to swallow that build up of saliva and you get so excited to say something that something undesired comes out first. sure it's a funny site to laugh at when you see others do it. but man, when the tables are turned, you're the one stuck with a wet sleeve and a stupid face. *slurp*
i'm getting kinda tired so i'll end with one more. do you know what i hate? i hate it when i'm peeing in a public bathroom and one of my immature friends walks in and pats me on the back while i'm trying to pee. the urine release ceases, you feel like you're about to explode, and your friend is standing there laughing his head off. you can't relax b/c the pain is so severe and discomforting. i'm sure you're laughing right now but it's no laughing manner when you're the victim. i'm so glad i'm not in high school anymore and that these things don't happen to me anymore. for you girls, just try to imagine someone shaking you while you're going pee. it hurts doesn't it?
Thought of the Day: The thought of sitting in lecture taking notes really SUCKS!
Song of the Day: WC-Bangin' Party
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