My cousin is butt drunk and has passed out in my living room. He's gotta wake up in less than three hours. I think I should drive him home, but I don't think he'll be in a right state of mind to let me drive him home. I think I should drive him home, but I know that he'll strongly insist that I don't. What do I do?

Thought of the Day: Brian & Co.
Song of the Day: Papa Roach-Last Resort