I'm so sorry for forgetting your birthdays! I thank the Lord that He made both of you...even if Edu never ever writes to me. Happy Birthday, you shekis.
My student, Yoon Noh, speaks and writes one of the most broken English I have ever seen in my life. I was correcting his homework the other and ran into:

1. My father is the harsh house South Korea Kim Jung Il.
translation: My father is the harshest dictator in my family.

2. My friend very Ouch when he shit me.
translation: It hurts when my friend hits me.

I really think I can make some great movies out of my teaching experiences.

Thought of the Day: COEX
Song of the Day: Cool-Kiss