So my coworker, Johanna, can't speak a lick of Korean since she's a Filipino American. She calls the furniture company and someone picks up.

Johanna: Uh...hi (hands the phone to our secretary).

End of story. SO funny!


My gay coworker, James, quit Elite one month shy of finishing his contract. We were supposed to finish together, and I didn't even get to say goodbye. End of story. Not so funny.

Thought of the Day: Jobama.
Song of the Day: Green Day-Brain Stew