i came into class all sweaty because the Multipurpose Science & Technology Building (MSTB) is the farthest building away from human contact; and if you know me, i sweat so much that i can make pigs frown. so what better place to sit than in the second row where i can conspicuously display my glory for the majority to see?
sidenote: i know that i am in a class full of nerds. you can smell it as soon as you walk into the classroom.
first day of class...

professor: so what do you guys want to do today? lecture today or start on wednesday?
(silence).
(silence).
(silence).
(silence).
student: wednesday sounds good.
(silence).
(silence).
*class erupts in laughter*
professor: ok, see you guys on wednesday.

Thought of the Day: Happy Birthday, Lillian.
Song of the Day: Rockapella-One Fine Day