me: dillon, why does your hair look so nice today?
dillon: it looks nice all the time (dead serious).
double-negatives...
dillon: "ain't" isn't even a real word.
me: jordan ain't got no friends. jordan ain't got no brain cells.
dillon: (having a cow).
why am i so good with kids?
Thought of the Day:
Song of the day: The Avocados-Ocean