"cause i got what it takes to rock the mic right yeah!"
i experienced my very first live freestyle battle at irvine! after i was done shooting pool, dykas told me there was this cool battle going on so i went to go check it out, thinking it was a buncha guys breakdancing. as it turned out, there was this huge crowd with two guys busting flows right and left. man, these guys weren't weak sauce either. they were really creative and honestly full of humor.
"man, you so ugly you causin' a scene! yo, don't you know it ain't even halloween?"
haha. that's the only one i remember. but there were alotta good rhymes. lots of cheering. lots of laughing.
after i took a shower today, will wanted to cook a cup noodle in my room with our microwave. but after the water was done, minh came in and accidently kicked the cup and spilled all the water.
will: dang foo! what the hell?!
minh: dude! you spilled it!
will: dude, you kicked the cup!
will goes to get some more water. minh sees the cup noodle and decides to hide it in his closet b/c he is hungry.
will: where's my cup noodle?
(minh leaves room).
me: i don't know man.
will: what the hell?! where's my kimchee noodle?!
me: ahahahhahaha. i don't know man.
(running around the halls asking every single person).
will: c'mon phil. where is it man?
me: i don't know.
will: dude, i KNOW minh stole it! that *&(*!
(talks to minh for a while).
me: ahahahahahahahhahaha.
will: why you laughing fool?
me: cause it's so funny how you just lost your cup noodle.
minh: yeah foo. you clumsy!
will: where is it fool?!
minh: i don't know man!
(minh leaves room again).
so this goes on for a good 15 min.. all these accusations, running around, laughing, cussing, etc.. then will sees minh heating up some water.
will: why the hell you heating that water up foo!?
(minh runs away and tries to close our door. will pushes the door and minh lets him in).
minh: what fool? i just wanna heat up some water!
will: shuttup fool! you have my cup noodle!
minh: i don't man! i just want some warm water!
as this goes on for a little bit, i'm sitting in my chair, laughing my freakin' head off! it's like the most hilarious scene. you have to know the history b/w these guys first though. cause you see, will and minh always steal each other's stuff, hide it, eat it, whatever. they punch each other, run away giggling, closing the door. they go into each other's rooms and mess around on the computer, giving them a bad image online. it's really a humorous chemistry that they have. but tonight's event has to be the most funniest event so far. but this one time, minh hid will's shampoo so he couldn't take a shower. after alotta accusations and complaining, will sees minh using his shampoo.
minh: i have the same shampoo as you fool!
ahahahahahah. and yeah, you can figure out the rest.
dorm life is great. i love my dormmates. funniest idiots in the world.
Thought of the Day: Breakbeats are dope.
Song of the Day: DJ Icey - Not a Test Scratchin' Breakbeat Mix
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