Chang's Story...

Vantilian522: dood did i tell you about the 9-11 challenge
Vantilian522: ?
Vantilian522: oh man...
Vantilian522: it's a hot-wing play in santa clara...they're supposed to have the most spicy hot-wings in the world
Vantilian522: it's called 9-11 challenge
Vantilian522: and you have to sign a waiver to eat it
Vantilian522: like saying that you wont sue and stuff
Vantilian522: i only over-heard it from other people
Vantilian522: like even the most hard-core people can't do it.
Vantilian522: so when jeff came up...
Vantilian522: we went
Vantilian522: we drove all the over there
Vantilian522: we were all confident about it
Vantilian522: saying things like, "if it's part of creation, i'll take it down!"
Vantilian522: so when we got there there were like 20 different spicy levels
Vantilian522: the highest on the menu was called something like globle-termal-nuclear.
Vantilian522: but "secret" challenge was the 9-11 challenge
Vantilian522: you have to eat 12 wings in 10 mins and you get a t-shirt
Vantilian522: if you do it.
Vantilian522: so i sign the waiver form
Vantilian522: and the bottom of the form it says things like "you will experience nose-bleeds, head-aches, etc..."
Vantilian522: then at the way bottom it says "I'm an idiot!"
Vantilian522: So i sign it.
Vantilian522: and jeff got all scared.
Vantilian522: so he just went for the globle-termal-nuclear
Vantilian522: and i did the 9-11 challenge
Vantilian522: oh man...
Vantilian522: i took one bit...and I knew i was overs
Vantilian522: *bite
Vantilian522: i said "NO!"
Vantilian522: it was way too spicy...never in my life tasted anything like it.
Vantilian522: so i gave up after one bite!
Vantilian522: and jeff after two wings....
Vantilian522: 9-11 is 5 times as spicy as globle-termal nuclear
Vantilian522: jeff started to cry and sweat all at the same time
Vantilian522: with just 2 wings
Vantilian522: so we were so humbled
Vantilian522: my stomach was killing me that night
Vantilian522: i was screaming
Vantilian522: like a baby
Vantilian522: yeah
Vantilian522: you don't understand
Vantilian522: it's NOT part of creation.
Vantilian522: me and jeff used to say that there is this one spiciest fried rice
Vantilian522: that can like cure cancer because it's spicy
Vantilian522: but this wing.
Vantilian522: it can resurrect someone
Vantilian522: !!!!
Vantilian522: it's crazy
Vantilian522: yeah...
Vantilian522: it's crazy.
Vantilian522: seriously i can't really say that i like spicy food anymore
Vantilian522: ...i was some humbled that i take it easy now with spicy
Vantilian522: *so
Vantilian522: yeah...knowing that 9-11 is out there...it discourages me.
Vantilian522: no more spicy food for me
Vantilian522: !!!!
Vantilian522: my career is over!
Vantilian522: yes...9-11 challenge is not possible.
Vantilian522: i want you to try it for yourself
Vantilian522: ...
Vantilian522: =)
Vantilian522: so i had a point in telling you this...
Vantilian522: like a moral to the story
Vantilian522: ...but i forgot!=)
Vantilian522: something about being humble and taking on challenge...
Vantilian522: ah!...forget it

The End. (i took out all of my responses b/c they were just full of LOL'S and AHAHAHAHAHAHA'S and OMG'S!)

ok, chess has become a sin in my life. i'm taking it waaaaay too seriously! to be honest, i wasn't joking when i said, "chess isn't just a game. chess is life." it has become a pride issue. *sigh* it's gotten really bad. i can't play for fun anymore. i only play to make my opponent angry. i am going to take a break from chess b/c i get really pissed when i lose...simon knows. *sigh* simon knows....