man, what a fierce day on the chess battlefield! as King Phil's army attacked strong in the first two battles, the barbarians of Queen Simon responded quickly in the third round. King Phil knew that this was not just a game, it was war! he attacked even stronger in the fourth battle until the frustrated Queen had to debate whether or not she should continue challenging the handsome champion. she decided she'd give it a shot. as knights and bishops were getting killed, King Phil's army found Queen Simon's strongest soldier deserted and all alone. The Queen begged for mercy as the King was laughing his head off. however, the gracious King allowed the enemy to attack and ended the war with a satisfied 3-2 victory! (simon, you know i REALLY won this game!). King Phil may have won this one, but he hears stories about the 5 stomached monster known as Chang Mo. King Phil will practice. King Phil will prepare. King Phil will be ready.

Thought of the Moment: Hail King Phil! Champion over the Barbarians of Queen Simon!
Song of the Moment: Survivor-Eye of the Tiger (DDuh! dduh dduh dduh!)