gosh, this michael guy is just full of entertainment!
work:

(on the phone)
michael: what? another kid?
pause.
michael: omg. one plus one does NOT equal 2. it equals 3! let me tell you something. after i had my second kid, my life was hell. i mean it's ridiculous! once you get one to fall asleep, the other one will start crying. once the one that was sleeping hears the other kid, he'll start crying. then you'll start crying!
pause.
oh, wait til one gets sick. he'll start crying all the time, not eat food, cry some more....i mean it's ridiculous! after one barfs, the other one will look at the barf, and he'll start barfing too! and then you'll just look at both them and think-WTH! i'm telling you, one plus one does NOT equal 2!

i tried so hard not to laugh...i just couldn't resist! ahahahahhaah, you had to be there!

well, i saw smallville today and i've been noticing that the writers are actually starting to use their heads. the bad guys are becoming pretty smart and strong, BUT the whole love story thing just isn't realistic. lana would NEVER go out with a weinier like whitney! that guy's a freakin' loser who thinks he's tight stuff! clark should kick his balls and throw him to california so i can beat the loser outta him too! hehe. also, there are waaaaaay too many corny lines that are unnecessary-"i love you dad." "i love you mom." "letting go means moving forward." blah blah blah...gosh, they make clark too good. there have to be some scenes where he acts like a real teenager! break some cars, rip up a cow, break dad's jaw or something! also, they make all the jocks look like jerks who have pretty gfs and nice cars...most of the jocks at my school are morons who harrass the popular girls and get rides from their parents. haha, i also find it funny how there's only one black guy in the show. i mean, poor thing! but i still enjoy the show...i just like to see what happens.

lauri: song hye gyo? are you sure? (oh, good job with your friends...i'm sure chang has alotta pointers to give you).
grendel: i don't get it.
dykas: 24's gay. watch smallville!
pastor dave: deep.
KGB: joyce and esther jo want to be added onto the list.
chang: let's go have some pho when you're not so busy...it's been a while.
lois: remember, ALWAYS copy what you have written down after finishing a new paragraph...JUST IN CASE!
simon: dang, you're hilarious! Phil is gay. high quality humor right there! (let's give the poor thing a round of applause).

Thought of the Day: Don't talk to me about coming to class and being ready to be a student! I was just tired Mr. Phillips!
Song of the Day: Gigi D'Agistono-I Will Fly With You Super Break Beat Mix