don't you guys hate it when you're doing a group project and there's always that one moron who never does anything? well, today that moron happened to be my friend, pat. this guy is seriously THE most indolent and complaining group member in the world!

me: pat, can you do the pictures on the paper?
pat: no! you do it!
me: but i'm typing right now!
pat: daniel. you do it!
daniel: pat, you haven't done ANYTHING!
pat: dude, yes i did! just do it ok?
me: pat, just do it! you're so lazy!
pat: shuttup phil! YOU don't do anything!
(we never did get him to do anything).

which reminds me, pat is ALSO incredibly stupid:
(yesterday)

teacher: patrick. name one thing that happened in California.
pat: uh, gold rush.
teacher: good. when was the gold rush?
pat: 1949.
(class laughs).

5 min. later...

pat: phil, was the gold rush REALLY in 1849?

today at work:

char: philip. you've jumped on your bed when you were a little kid haven't you?
me: of course!
char: ok good. allan, did you ever have pillow fights in college?
allan: no way. but we sure did have alot of beer fights!

in response to terrance's blog: hanged (h��ngd) v. Past tense and past participle of hang.
"if at first you don't succeed, try try again!" (i forget how the rest goes (can someone please help me out?)).

in response to jomo's blog: i will no longer look at your blogs!

in response to lauri's blog: hey, taco bell ain't so bad! it's ALOT better than Hot Dog on a Stick!

in response to chang's blog: why are we still talking about guy/girl friendships?

this is kind of random but these are my favorite places to read in the Bible:
Jeremiah 29:11-13
John 17 (thanks chang)
Hebrews 12
Psalms 4

these are VERY encouraging passages...i highly recommend that you read them RIGHT NOW!

Thought of the Day: NAS (not at school) is cool. Pat (and anyone else who is indolent, stupid, and likes to complain) is gay.
Song of the Day: Luniz-I Got 5 On It Remix